Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sex

I'm sure the title has got your attention. No, I'm not going to tell you of a steamy sexual encounter. I'm going to talk about feelings.

Yesterday, I told a friend that if I had a choice between LOML and Angelina Jolie, I would still choose LOML. My friend found that hard to believe. After all, it's Angelina Jolie. She's HOT! :D

But that's how I feel. It's one of the effects of the White Knight Syndrome. It's not like I'm complaining. It's a good thing.

You see, I can't have sex with somebody that I don't have feelings for. And it's not just feelings that I can't do it. I LITERALLY can't. I don't want to get more graphic than that.

Some people told me that I'm like a woman. Getting feelings all mixed up in it. That I should just "plant my seeds whenever the opportunity arises". That I'm missing out on a lot.

Wrong!! I don't feel like I'm losing out. How do I know this? Let's just say I've had a very interesting life. And it's just not worth the trouble.

I used to think I was the only guy like this. Turns out that I'm not. There are a lot of guys out there who only want their spouse/partners. It doesn't matter if the other choice is 'increadibly hot'. Only the thought of it turns them on. The actual act doesn't. How do I know these people exist? Let's just say I have very reliable sources.

So the stereotype that all guys will screw anything that comes along is just a myth created by paranoid women. Nice guys are treated unfairly because of a 'few bad apples'.

For the record, I don't 'have sex'... I make love... ;)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oiit,

You really can rant, can't you?!
Aaaanyways, I'm happy that ur problem with ur girl has finally been overcome. Good for you la dude.
So, buka puasa tonite, Mr Not-So-White Knight?

H said...

lowerincomebracket,

you really think i've overcome all my problems with her? How long have you known me? It's never over!!