Sex

I'm sure the title has got your attention. No, I'm not going to tell you of a steamy sexual encounter. I'm going to talk about feelings.

Yesterday, I told a friend that if I had a choice between LOML and Angelina Jolie, I would still choose LOML. My friend found that hard to believe. After all, it's Angelina Jolie. She's HOT! :D

But that's how I feel. It's one of the effects of the White Knight Syndrome. It's not like I'm complaining. It's a good thing.

You see, I can't have sex with somebody that I don't have feelings for. And it's not just feelings that I can't do it. I LITERALLY can't. I don't want to get more graphic than that.

Some people told me that I'm like a woman. Getting feelings all mixed up in it. That I should just "plant my seeds whenever the opportunity arises". That I'm missing out on a lot.

Wrong!! I don't feel like I'm losing out. How do I know this? Let's just say I've had a very interesting life. And it's just not worth the trouble.

I used to think I was the only guy like this. Turns out that I'm not. There are a lot of guys out there who only want their spouse/partners. It doesn't matter if the other choice is 'increadibly hot'. Only the thought of it turns them on. The actual act doesn't. How do I know these people exist? Let's just say I have very reliable sources.

So the stereotype that all guys will screw anything that comes along is just a myth created by paranoid women. Nice guys are treated unfairly because of a 'few bad apples'.

For the record, I don't 'have sex'... I make love... ;)